So I was sitting at NASA SF
Waiting for people to board me.
I was shocked with what I saw
Knoxville stood close to thee.
Looked a bit older,
A little bit gray.
Steve-o was right behind him
With plenty to say.
The two of them were followed,
By famous people galore.
There stood the oldest
Walking up on all four.
She wasn't a mammal,
A bird or a fish.
But she couldn't decide
For dinner, which dish.
She claimed to help many
She screamed on her shows.
Sometimes fat sometimes skinny,
You know how that goes.
She stood hunched over with
Two feet and a crutch
Wearing pearl earrings
Dressed like maid whose Dutch.
They all boarded,
And of course, first class.
But stuff hit the fan,
When Oprah's well know ass-
Tronomically large purse,
knocked over Knoxville's drink.
So Steve-O stood up,
And peed on her coat made of mink.
She hollered real loud,
And everyone heard.
She made a sound
That would scare every bird.
She got up and said "Stedman,
Get me a towel.
While I set these perves straight
With some language too foul.
She insulted their mothers,
She wanted their teachers fired.
She couldn't understand why
Knoxville's pay was higher.
She had broke her character,
She was a down right B.
Little did she know,
This would air on TV.
Your on camera lady,
Your secret is out.
Nobody's gonna like you,
Becasue all you do is scream and shout.
Your gonna be toast,
Burnt to a crisp.
You won't be able to help
The little boy with the lisp.
Just so you can make him
Somehow, somewhat famous.
Then you'll capitalize on his earnings,
It would be heinous
But it stops now,
It definitely stops here.
Right after Steve-O and I
Go grab a beer."
Oprah sat in defeat.
She knew it was over.
No more mansion,
No show, No Chauffeur.
So Knoxville and Steve-O,
Went straight to the back.
And realized there was someone
Waiting for them in the sac.
I cannot explain,
The things that took place,
Hopefully someone's dream came true
Hopefully not red in the face.
The rest of the trip
Was as normal as corn.
I still can't find Gus,
Don't want to start to mourn.
